What Do I Call You Puns

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What do you call a fish that’s missing it’s i’s?

A blind fsh

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👤︎ u/imkindaspiffy
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call I blind deer?

No ideer

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👤︎ u/TheSauceThief
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!

It was a relief

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👤︎ u/No_Gray_Area
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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A total dad joke I made up last night- What do you call an avocado that's giving you the silent treatment?

An Incommunicado

Eh?!

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👤︎ u/Mdooles11
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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(I made this one myself) what do you call two men boxing on a tight rope

Punchline

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👤︎ u/Trumpigator38
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?” Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!" My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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Last night at dinner, we were eating sushi, so I asked my wife, "What do you call refusing to incriminate your salmon?"

She swung and missed (getting to "Pleading the fifth" before eventually ending up at "Salmon the fifth?").

Then my 5-year-old daughter asked, "What was the first word you said?" and when told it was "Pleading," she said, "It would be 'Pleading the FISH'!"

I've never been so proud of her.

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👤︎ u/JoshSamBob
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Sorry I’m late for cinco de Mayo. What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?

Room tempera-churros.

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👤︎ u/Discount_Dracula
📅︎ May 08 2020
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I was on the phone last night with my niece and she said what do you call someone laying on the floor.

My brother said a liar and she goes no, Matt! Very proud of her.

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👤︎ u/Runningforbeer343
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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I made this joke on my old account but I got a new phone so ima say it again... What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?

An artificial Swedener

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👤︎ u/good_old_jrmint
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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What do I call it when you're working on honing your sexual skills?

Horning

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👤︎ u/ThunderAlex2
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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I asked my son, "Hey, what do you call a rubber loop that you put rocks and bread into?" He shrugged and said he had no idea, so I answered…

"A rock and roll band!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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What do you call a accident that made a big difference in mommy and I’s life...

...son?

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👤︎ u/Nodripxx
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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I also got this from my son. ”What do you call a shemale that’s late to a party?”

Translate

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👤︎ u/swetiger
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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What do you call an I-Phone in a blender?

Apple Juice.

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👤︎ u/Money_fingers
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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What do you call a deer without eyes? I have no eye deer.
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👤︎ u/MeganTheAlien
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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What do you call it when I find something?

Dumbfounded

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👤︎ u/ninetensucks
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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[I've extended the original!] // What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer.

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

Still no eye deer.

What do you call a blind deer with no legs & no genitalia?

Still no f*cking eye deer!

What do you call a blind deer with no legs & no genitalia that's been worshipping the devil?

Still no f*cking goddamned eye deer!

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👤︎ u/thisissami
📅︎ Sep 02 2017
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