What Do You Say to That Puns

A list of puns related to "What Do You Say to That"

what do you say to the guy in the wheelchair that stole your camouflage jacket?

You can hide, but you can't run.

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👤︎ u/deplorable_guido
📅︎ Jun 29 2022
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What do you say to a cyclops that is feeling guilty?

Hindsight is 20.

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👤︎ u/greedydita
📅︎ Apr 09 2022
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What do you say to a German dog that sneezes?

Daschsundheit.

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👤︎ u/BlueMageTheWizard
📅︎ Feb 16 2022
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What do you call a mushroom that has nothing nice to say?

A shi'talking mushroom

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👤︎ u/Hallow96
📅︎ Jul 31 2021
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What do you say to a bidet that doesn't work?

"Kiss my ass."

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👤︎ u/DuckyFacePvP
📅︎ Aug 18 2021
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What do you say to the batch of maize that just completed college?

CORN-graduations!

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👤︎ u/WildAndFreeee
📅︎ Jul 31 2021
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What do you say to a friend that owes you money?

Pay pal

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👤︎ u/SkayQuishy
📅︎ May 09 2021
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What do you say to someone that a Mallard is trying to land on?

Duck.

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👤︎ u/NaNullman
📅︎ Jun 16 2021
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What do you say to a small onion that has helped you?

Thanks shallot.

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👤︎ u/Yotapata
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Therapist: Your wife has complained that you never buy her flowers, what do you say to that?

To be honest I had no idea my wife sold flowers.

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👤︎ u/Frase32
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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What do you say to applaud the vermin that managed to escape the breakfast porridge?

Congee-rat-lations 😬😬😬

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👤︎ u/majumps
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you say to an electrician that has no confidence?

You con-du-it

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👤︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...

...talking to the wine."

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👤︎ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you say to an arachnid that worries too much about everything?

Please, don't be so dramatick!

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👤︎ u/CyanideShank1
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a Chihuahua that only knows how to say hello in japanese?

A konichiwahua

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👤︎ u/Erics5ej
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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What do you say to a teenager that woke up at 3:00 A.M?

What are you doing up so oily?

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👤︎ u/Derpmann_Official
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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What do you say to a pirate captain that doesn’t need an eye patch?

Eye Eye Captain

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ May 01 2020
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What do you say to a Chinese llama that keeps running away?

Llama-stay

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👤︎ u/lil_kibble
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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What do you say to a sign that has just fallen on you?

"Stop sign"

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👤︎ u/Moccelic
📅︎ May 18 2018
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"This is the seventh time in three years that you are appearing in front of me," said the judge, "What do you have to say for yourself?" "But your honor," came the reply,

"It's surely not my fault that you haven't been promoted."

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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A mom brings her baby to the doctor who says - wow, your baby is beautiful ! She says - thanks, but I'm sure you say that to every mom. He says - no I don't. She asks - what do you say if the baby is ugly??

Well, the doc says, I look at the baby and then I look at the mom and say - your baby looks just like you!

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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Therapist: Your wife has complained you never buy her flowers, what do you have to say to that?

Well, in my defense, I never knew she sold flowers.

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👤︎ u/DalinarxBlackthorn
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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