Brought a candle upstairs before bed...

I knew my wife would have "Welcome to Night Vale" on before bed, so I brought up a candle for a little spooky ambiance.

Sure enough, she was absorbed by the show already when I got into the room. I said, "We had like sixteen of these downstairs."

She, not fully paying attention, said," sixteen of what? "

"Sixteen... CANDLES."

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📅︎ Jul 25 2016
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