A list of puns related to "Weigh station"
Every time I drive by a weigh station on a U.S. highway, the weigh station is closed and there are no trucks in sight.
Driving with my father and passing an empty weigh-station I asked him, "I wonder why I never see trucks getting weighed." He answered -- in an Elmer Fudd voice -- "Maybe because they're all ugwy."
Heavy fines.
At a whale-weigh station
The Whale-weigh station
Where do you take the largest mammal on earth to determine its mass?
The whale weigh station.
Every damn time we passed a weigh station.
As we are driving down the interstate a sign says the weigh station is closed. My dad turns to me and says, "What do the truck drivers say when they see the weight station is closed?..."
"...No weigh"
At a whale weigh station.
Where do you find a blue whale?
At a whale woad station.
At the whale-weigh station.
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