Weigh stations

Every time I drive by a weigh station on a U.S. highway, the weigh station is closed and there are no trucks in sight.

Driving with my father and passing an empty weigh-station I asked him, "I wonder why I never see trucks getting weighed." He answered -- in an Elmer Fudd voice -- "Maybe because they're all ugwy."

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While driving past a weigh station: You know why kind of fines you have to pay on an overweight truck?

Heavy fines.

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Where do you find the weight of a whale?

At a whale-weigh station

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📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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Where do large sea mammals go to get their body mass measured?

The Whale-weigh station

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📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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Heard this joke on every road trip...

Where do you take the largest mammal on earth to determine its mass?

The whale weigh station.

Every damn time we passed a weigh station.

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👤︎ u/KattOBrien
📅︎ Sep 12 2013
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Driving down the road with my Dad...

As we are driving down the interstate a sign says the weigh station is closed. My dad turns to me and says, "What do the truck drivers say when they see the weight station is closed?..."

"...No weigh"

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📅︎ Dec 26 2013
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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale-weigh station

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👤︎ u/dweebken
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station.

Where do you find a blue whale?

At a whale woad station.

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📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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Where do you weigh a whale?

At the whale-weigh station.

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