Why are fish so easy to weigh
Because they come with there own scales
If you want to weigh a whale you take it to a whale weigh station. So where do you go if you want to weigh a pie?
Somewheeere over the rainbow...
What weighs more 10 pounds of bricks or 10 pounds of feathers?
Feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds
How much does a dumpling weigh?
How much does Dwayne Johnson weigh?
I had to weigh my options
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
How much did a single pyramid stone weigh?
I was wondering who weighed more, cows or horses
Sure, the horse is bigger, but the cow looks BEEFY
“Mom,” I asked curiously, “how much do you weigh?”
“Tread lightly,” my father warned, “because your mother can’t.”
Where do you weigh whales?
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At a whale-weigh station.
How much does a hipster weigh?
Where's the best place to weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow. It even says in the song, "Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie"...
I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
The urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away
Fishes are pretty easy to weigh
They have their own scales
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
Cant weigh to see their face
Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
Did you hear about the party held for devices used to weigh tractor trailers' loads?
It was a large scale celebration.
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
What is the fastest growing city in the world?
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
What does a 7ft tall butcher weigh?
There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
What is as big as a hippopotamus but weighs nothing at all?
In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,
“thank you for your cervix.”
I've started a boat building business in my attic...
...sails are going through the roof.
Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!
He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
Where do you go to weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
(sing it, and you’ll get it)
A man walks in to a bar with a piece of asphalt
The man says to the bartender “1 for me, and 1 for the road”
Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Because they come with their own scales.
Why are fish so easy to weigh?
They come with their own scales
Why are fish so easy to weigh?
They come with their own scales.
Where would you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
How much do dumplings weigh?
Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
Today I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram
What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?
Where is a good place to weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow
Where do you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow...
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
What weighs more; a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
The water weighs more. Butane is the lighter fluid.
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