There were 2 monkeys sitting in the bath...
One says to the other: 'oooooo eeeeee oooooo aaaaa'
The other says: 'put the cold tap on then!'
Two monkeys are sat in the bath. One says "oooh oooh aah aah"
The other says "well put some more cold in then"
I want the normal one too! (Op u/ItsSrikerOMG)
Dad:"I need to call the doctor today." Mom:" Which doctor?"
Dad: "No the regular kind."
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A man walks into a hospital, he says to the receptionist, βI have an appointment at 1:30.β She replies, βWhich doctor?β...
The man says βno thanks, just a regular doctor pleaseβ
What do you call a dead wallaby?
A walla-was.
Told my friend I had to make an appointment with the Doctor, he asked which doctor?
I said no, just the regular kind.
Wheel of Fortune should host a show in Washington state.
Then I could winna Winnebago in Walla Walla, Washington
Just pulled this one on my family
Me: I heard a story today about a bakery in eastern Washington. They're having a promotion where you can get a free loaf of bread if you yell "voila!" at the right time.
Wife: oh-kay....?
Me: Just holla' "voila!" for challah in Walla Walla.
Wife: (blank stare)
Dad : βI need to call the doctor today.β Mom : βWhich doctor?β
Dad : βNo, the regular kind.β
I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."
"Which doctor?" she asked.
"No, the regular kind."
Sometimes, my wife makes it *too* easy.
"I need to call the doctor today."
"Which doctor?"
"No, the regular kind."
