The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
Wander Woman.
Because they can't even.
I'm pretty sure I have the CORVID.
But I refuse to go with that stereotype.
Every time I ask, she tells me to march first.
They don’t react.
Dog: * Goes absolutely nuts *
The doctor says "I can clearly see your nuts!"
They're a pair of old, worn out sneakers.
"Where is everybody? This place is usually packed this time of day," the cowboy says.
The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hangin'."
"The hangin'? Who are they hangin'? Anybody I'd know?"
"Brown Paper Pete," says the bartender.
"Never Heard of him. Why do they call him Brown Paper Pete?" the cowboy asks.
"Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, a brown paper vest, and brown paper shoes."
"Well I don't reckon I know anyone like that," says the cowboy. "What're they hangin' him for?"
"Rustlin'" says the bartender.
I guess that gives me an excuse to be naked then.
The bar tender looks a him and says "who are you looking for?" to which the dog replies "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw".
The shrink looks up at the guy and says "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
If you think long enough about it
They call him Dandelion
We passed a fire hydrant that somebody had put an old tire around. My SO said "that fire hydrant is tired."
The mushroom looks at him and says 'why not? I'm a fungi.'
