A list of puns related to "Voicemail"
Should I call him Bach?
Every time my dad calls, he leaves a voicemail saying "Dad, Number 1."
My name is, Dad and my number is one. Always number one!
My grandpa (RIP)'s outgoing voicemail message used to give their phone # instead of their name. "Hi, you've reached 555-1234, leave your message at the beep."
Obviously, my dad always replied with "Hello, this is 555-6789, give us a call back when you can." Every time.
So my dad called me and I missed the call, on my voice mail greeting I say to leave your name and number and I'll get back to you.
I noticed I missed his call and he left a voice mail, when I listened to the voice mail it was my dads voice saying "NAME, NUMBER" and it ended.
Classic dad.
Our niece told us all in a family group text that they called the election.
I wrote βAnd did the election answer or did it go straight to voicemail?β
And he reached my voicemail
Me: "Hey dad, just wanted to ask.."
Dad: "Can you speak up please?"
Me: "Hey, I just wanted to a.."
Dad: "Speak up, I can't hear you!"
Me: "I JUST WANTED TO ASK IF..."
Dad: "Haha just kidding, this is my answering machine. Please leave a message."
Eight days ago she said, "We're breaking up," the call ended, and it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.
Dad left this on my voicemail today. Who is known to stay outside all day, all night, all week, all month, and all year? (sigh......, who, dad?) Patty O'Furniture. Bwah ha ha ha! (good one, dad.....)
after 3, the voicemail usually pics up...
Pic will be found in the comments below
Last night, as I was getting ready to cook dinner, I received a mysterious phone call from a number I didn't recognize and I naturally let it go to voicemail. Surprisingly the mystery caller did leave a voice message and several minutes later I got this text. To eliminate all possibilities I proceeded to listen to the voicemail and ensure it was indeed someone important to me. It was both of my parents(they like to put me on speakerphone so they can talk to me simultaneously) informing me of my Dad's new cellular device.
Now, as far as i can tell, my Dad has never sent a text msg in his life. He's been retired for 10+ years and he loves to talk on the phone to friends and loved ones for hours. He has no reason to text. I also wouldn't put him into a general category when it comes to dad jokes. Meaning he might not have enjoyed this as much as I. So, after much deliberation I decided to welcome my Dad to the world of SMS the only way I felt was appropriate to the relationship we share.
Also, one of my favorite of his sayings is referring to my best friend as suave(Ss-wave) and debonair (De-boner.)
Oh and don't let your meatloaf.
Classic dad move: Boyfriend's dad left a (phone) message to make sure we got his email.
BF text: Got voicemail. We'll call later. We're househunting, wish us luck.
Dad: need a good rifle, LOL --Dad
He signs all his texts.
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