I just got a voicemail from a guy named Johann Sebastian...

Should I call him Bach?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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My voicemail Says "leave your name and number..."

Every time my dad calls, he leaves a voicemail saying "Dad, Number 1."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HighlightTime
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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My voicemail prompts the caller to leave his or her name and number. My dad’s response on his most recent message:

My name is, Dad and my number is one. Always number one!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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Voicemail dad joke

My grandpa (RIP)'s outgoing voicemail message used to give their phone # instead of their name. "Hi, you've reached 555-1234, leave your message at the beep."

Obviously, my dad always replied with "Hello, this is 555-6789, give us a call back when you can." Every time.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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My dads voicemail

So my dad called me and I missed the call, on my voice mail greeting I say to leave your name and number and I'll get back to you.

I noticed I missed his call and he left a voice mail, when I listened to the voice mail it was my dads voice saying "NAME, NUMBER" and it ended.

Classic dad.

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Daughter says it’s the winner of dad jokes

Our niece told us all in a family group text that they called the election.

I wrote β€œAnd did the election answer or did it go straight to voicemail?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoppaTater1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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My boyfriend gave me a ring on Valentine's day

And he reached my voicemail

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My dad retired recently and I called him...

Me: "Hey dad, just wanted to ask.."

Dad: "Can you speak up please?"

Me: "Hey, I just wanted to a.."

Dad: "Speak up, I can't hear you!"

Me: "I JUST WANTED TO ASK IF..."

Dad: "Haha just kidding, this is my answering machine. Please leave a message."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwiynwych
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2016
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My girlfriend's cellphone service sucks!

Eight days ago she said, "We're breaking up," the call ended, and it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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St. Patrick's Day Dad Joke

Dad left this on my voicemail today. Who is known to stay outside all day, all night, all week, all month, and all year? (sigh......, who, dad?) Patty O'Furniture. Bwah ha ha ha! (good one, dad.....)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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They're currently filming the Ring 3 but they'll never make a 4th ring...

after 3, the voicemail usually pics up...

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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I still haven't gotten a response

Pic will be found in the comments below

Last night, as I was getting ready to cook dinner, I received a mysterious phone call from a number I didn't recognize and I naturally let it go to voicemail. Surprisingly the mystery caller did leave a voice message and several minutes later I got this text. To eliminate all possibilities I proceeded to listen to the voicemail and ensure it was indeed someone important to me. It was both of my parents(they like to put me on speakerphone so they can talk to me simultaneously) informing me of my Dad's new cellular device.

Now, as far as i can tell, my Dad has never sent a text msg in his life. He's been retired for 10+ years and he loves to talk on the phone to friends and loved ones for hours. He has no reason to text. I also wouldn't put him into a general category when it comes to dad jokes. Meaning he might not have enjoyed this as much as I. So, after much deliberation I decided to welcome my Dad to the world of SMS the only way I felt was appropriate to the relationship we share.

Also, one of my favorite of his sayings is referring to my best friend as suave(Ss-wave) and debonair (De-boner.)

Oh and don't let your meatloaf.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2015
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Bonus: old people using technology

Classic dad move: Boyfriend's dad left a (phone) message to make sure we got his email.

BF text: Got voicemail. We'll call later. We're househunting, wish us luck.

Dad: need a good rifle, LOL --Dad

He signs all his texts.

edit: formatting

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