Vindhyachal Puns

Over a decade ago the Punarutsyuta reached the Vindhyachals on behalf of the Arihant Raj, forming the northern Border of the state and a sanctuary for those that wished to improve upon their own mortal forms.

Now it would seem the hills, once thought of as mountains, would offer no further challenge to the Raji People. Infrastructure and technical capabilities had come leaps and bounds in that time - and the Raj's activities North of the Range had grown substantially.

News had come from the city of remote city of Palanpur of the lands around them falling under the administration of the Punjab state ending other ideas of expanding the authority of the Samraj from that singular city-beach-head.

Instead efforts coalesced into a seizure of the buffer lands between the Arihant Raj's Northern border and that of the Southern Border of Punjab, as not to grant them the majority control of the Lunavada Bay.

This would be the first time the extensive registration system of the Raji Nation would be tested on the annexation of wholly foreign communities - and act as the test for how the system would cope with any future additions.

[Expanding into IN172, IN173, IN186, IN201, IN202, IN203, IN204 as Normals.]

The Vindhyachal range of mountain ridges, hills and plateaus had long offered sanctuary to the displaced masses, a highland well above the lashing waves, and hungry seas. Now it hosted a band of scantly-clad Punarutsyuta mendicants, and their military attache.

Before long, the hunter people of the hills would be swayed to instead farm what would could from the valleys and plains, and the crooks and crags would be home to the Sarak mining communities; their number supplemented by those stunned, and withdrawn with realisation of their nefarious deeds, and ignorant violence.

These lands once marked the divide between the South and North of India, as a home to cannibals and demons would now find themselves the home to both a permanent monastic order of the Punarutsyuta, and of interest to the forces of Danava. Here atop the hills, bare flesh would bronze, minds would hone and muscles strain with yogic practises, and athletic feats. It was amongst the beliefs of the Punarutsyuta that efforts to improve ones own body, was a Sramanic task; a time to reflect upon ones own life, and to better oneself without falling afoul of Aparigraha. Your body is your own, to better it, provides you a better tool to grant others charitably.

Call it bureaucratic privilege, theocratic corruption, or pragmatic management, but the connections of this monastic order, saw to ensure a enlarged ration of powdered whey and chickpeas reached their lands.

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IN169, IN170, and IN171 as Normals.

Mirzapur and Vindhyachal#@@##91-9983874364 love problem solution Baba Ji, Raichur

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!