Vincent

So my brothers name is Vincent, 18 years now, and a few years ago he came up to me very excited and said: β€žMy name is Vincent, but you can call me β€šVinβ€˜ so you save a centβ€œ

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Did you hear about the St Vincent volcano?

It was a big ash explosion

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Vincent Van Gogh’s son was a LEGO master. As a test of his skill he was asked...

Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?

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How can you describe Vincent van Gogh?

Well, not irresponsible.

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I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but I couldn't find one.

They were all ear-regular.

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What made Vincent Van Gogh such a good friend?

He was willing to lend an ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
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Vincent
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Made from whole hay (Made by Vincent Trinidad)
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Vincent Van Gogh walks into a bar...

The bartender asks "want a pint?"

Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."

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Vincent's property buying Uncle Donot Pass Gogh.
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Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel in 1939 called "Gadsby", which completely avoids use of the letter "E".

Sounds a bit prtntious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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Vincent Van Go
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Couldbeurmom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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β€œI think we should name the dog Vincent Van.”

So we can ask, β€œShould we let Vincent Van Go outside?” And such.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
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Vincent names his mini-van.

My good friend has a father named Vincent. Vincent always drives a van, and he gave his most recent van a name. He named it Vincent Van Go and often shouted "Vincent Van, Go!" before hitting the gas.

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The cast from Pulp Fiction tested positive with Covid after going camping together:

Tent in Quarantino

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Dude, where’s my
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Where is it!
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Now they tell me
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Eerie and tasteless.

What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh?
"You gonna eat that?"

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My friends never have understood my fondness of dad jokes...
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What do you call an artist who's always on the move?

Vincent Van Go

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This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.
  • George Washwington
  • Leonarcrow da Vinci
  • Eagle Allen Poe
  • Harry S. Toucan
  • Teddy Dodosevelt
  • Charles Duckens
  • Octavian Owlgustus
  • Flysaac Newton
  • Benchicken Franklin
  • Gullysses S. Grant
  • Vincent Van Goose
  • John Lhawk
  • Charlecrane
  • Pengthoven
  • Nikquaila Tesla
  • Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
  • Charles Darwren
  • Rheasus Christ
  • Broodha
  • King Loony XIV
  • Nenepoleon Bonaparte
  • Mahootma Gandhi
  • Winstint Churchill
  • Genghis Swan
  • Pladove
  • Aleggsander the Great
  • Paul the Apostail
  • Lark Twain
  • Dante Aliturkey
  • Michelangswallow
  • Cardinal Marx
  • Albatross Lincoln
  • Robin E. Lee
  • Adolf Swiftler
  • Alextanager Hamilton
  • Ibis Presley
  • Ronald Raven
  • Arnestotle
  • Emuhammad
  • Sir Francis Beakon
  • Tchaikovskylark
  • Christfowler Columbus
  • Finchard Nixon
  • Henry VIII
  • Albert Einstork
  • Thomas Jayfferson
  • William Shrikespeare
  • Woodcock Wilson
  • King Chorioles I of England
  • Johann Sebastian Flock

Edit: formatting

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Dad joked my girlfriend for my prom proposal

Me: Who's your favorite artist? Her: Um I don't know, I guess I like impressionists. Me: Well my favorite artist is will you Vincent Van Gogh to prom with me

She had the biggest and cutest smile I've ever seen :)

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My Dad was peeling fruit and he thought this was funny...

I'm an art major and my Dad looks at me and says

"Hey, what was vincents favorite fruit?"

I said "

what Dad?"

"Mango."

Fuck you.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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On Carving Pumpkins

We're making jack o'lanterns and my mom is working on something pretty ambitious (I think it's a leaf). I say something about it, and my dad gets a big grin on his face and comments,

"Boys, your mom is Vincent van Gourd!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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At the pastry with my dad...

D (with a big grin) : What do you call a baker who accidentally cut off his ear?

Me: ?

D: Vincent Van Dough

Probably a common joke but I found it hilarious.

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