Because it makes my van go.
Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?
They were all ear-regular.
Well, not irresponsible.
Tent in Quarantino
He was willing to lend an ear.
The bartender asks "want a pint?"
Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."
Sounds a bit prtntious.
So we can ask, โShould we let Vincent Van Go outside?โ And such.
My good friend has a father named Vincent. Vincent always drives a van, and he gave his most recent van a name. He named it Vincent Van Go and often shouted "Vincent Van, Go!" before hitting the gas.
What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh?
"You gonna eat that?"
Vincent Van Go
- George Washwington
- Leonarcrow da Vinci
- Eagle Allen Poe
- Harry S. Toucan
- Teddy Dodosevelt
- Charles Duckens
- Octavian Owlgustus
- Flysaac Newton
- Benchicken Franklin
- Gullysses S. Grant
- Vincent Van Goose
- John Lhawk
- Charlecrane
- Pengthoven
- Nikquaila Tesla
- Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
- Charles Darwren
- Rheasus Christ
- Broodha
- King Loony XIV
- Nenepoleon Bonaparte
- Mahootma Gandhi
- Winstint Churchill
- Genghis Swan
- Pladove
- Aleggsander the Great
- Paul the Apostail
- Lark Twain
- Dante Aliturkey
- Michelangswallow
- Cardinal Marx
- Albatross Lincoln
- Robin E. Lee
- Adolf Swiftler
- Alextanager Hamilton
- Ibis Presley
- Ronald Raven
- Arnestotle
- Emuhammad
- Sir Francis Beakon
- Tchaikovskylark
- Christfowler Columbus
- Finchard Nixon
- Henry VIII
- Albert Einstork
- Thomas Jayfferson
- William Shrikespeare
- Woodcock Wilson
- King Chorioles I of England
- Johann Sebastian Flock
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Me: Who's your favorite artist? Her: Um I don't know, I guess I like impressionists. Me: Well my favorite artist is will you Vincent Van Gogh to prom with me
She had the biggest and cutest smile I've ever seen :)
I'm an art major and my Dad looks at me and says
"Hey, what was vincents favorite fruit?"
I said "
what Dad?"
"Mango."
Fuck you.
We're making jack o'lanterns and my mom is working on something pretty ambitious (I think it's a leaf). I say something about it, and my dad gets a big grin on his face and comments,
"Boys, your mom is Vincent van Gourd!"
