Consuelo Puns

A list of puns related to "Consuelo"

My 5 year old just ran out of her room to tell me this joke she just thought up: what did the cow say after he was fed?

Moooooooooore!

I've never been this proud of anything in my life.

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👤︎ u/sitesouk
📅︎ Mar 27 2023
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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen

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👤︎ u/zombienutz1
📅︎ Dec 21 2022
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Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

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👤︎ u/Lobstershaft
📅︎ May 05 2022
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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Ilene.

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👤︎ u/AShotOfLuvGravy
📅︎ Oct 08 2021
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