A chicken pie in Jamaica costs £2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs £2.14. A chicken pie in St Kitts costs £2.09.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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In Jamaica a steak and kidney pie costs £1.50

In Barbados a chicken & mushroom pie is £2.30

In St Kitts and Nevis a mince and onion pie costs £1.75

In Trinidad and Tobago you can have a steak and Ale pie for £2.50.

These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean.

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A chicken pie in Jamaica costs $2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs $2.40. A chicken pie in St. Kitts costs $2.15.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75...

...a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.

In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.

Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

Credit goes to an excellent joke making friend of mine

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