What did the heroic fish say when he saw the villainous sea creature?

Oh no, it's my worst anemone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fajitafighter-EMT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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Superhero or Villain Puns?

I'm going to a Halloween party next week where the theme is Heroes and Villains. The best thing I can think of right now is going as a sub (aka a "hero" sandwich), but I'm sure I can do better and I'm stuck. Hit me with your best, reddit.

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Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city?

He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phryggian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What sport do villains play the most?

BadMenTon

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Did you hear about the new Batman villain who tells really bad puns?

They call him the Dad Joker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeknep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain

She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.

Her name will be Ella Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akamark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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The villain from 101 Dalmatians made her money from designer chicken houses

Coop Deville

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Deep in the villain’s super secret base

Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.

His minions replied, β€œWe’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tragicwaters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatherramon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Aang must be so proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I don't always like it when a show switches out villains and makes them an ally

It is just a faux foe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mclovins91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I’ve been arguing with my friend about whether Electro is a DC villain

My friend is convinced that he’s direct current, but I think that his power uses alternating current instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacos-ego
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What’s a villain’s most useless weapon?

A zero-point energy gun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berfv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Someone asked me if Chris Hemsworth plays a villain in the Avengers movies. I said no...

Thor, he's a jolly good fellow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elveri
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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This must be the soupervisor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I didn't recognize Paul Bettany as the villain in the the new Solo Start Wars movie.

I guess my Vision's going bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibrentlam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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I was reading a piece of fan fiction about a girl so beautiful, all the heroes wanted to make her their wife, yet so powerful, no villain dared fighting her. They rather sought legal action against her.

Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clotting_Agent
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Understanding Disney Villains

I really think Disney Villains are misunderstood. You have to respect how they pursue their passions. They usually have henchmen or β€œemployees” so I’m guessing there’s a compensation system in place and they are managing a budget to fund all their evil campaigns. And what business model did they have to follow? Was there an Ursula before Ursula? I don’t think so. These villains are business visionaries and they deserve such respect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sesmith420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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You are a super villain who can scream supersonic classical music, you name is Bach the Fuck up. Would you rather rob banks for a living, or would you rather cause random chaos in the streets? reddit.com/r/WouldYouRath…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tater218
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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In the new live action Aladdin movie the villain is getting a chubby sidekick.

They’ll be called Jafar and Wide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markydsade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Give a villain a gun and he'll rob a bank

Give a villain a bank and he'll rob a population

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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If I had to date a super villain, it would be Magneto.

He's the most attractive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matula
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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First day as a superhero

Villain: why is my calendar wrapped in aluminum?

Me: I foiled your plans.

[I am immediately killed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neospygil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I was reading Peter Pan and was on a really good bit where he fights the villain

I was Hooked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctordoom55
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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What does the Roman villain tell his henchmen when he wants to capture the heroine?

Caeser!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleVinnyLe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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I finally quit drinking for good

now I drink for evil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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At what piece of furniture does the Silence of the Lambs villain deliver his speeches?

A Hannibal Lectern

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amishandroid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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Apparently an unaired episode of Next Generation featured a genestealer villain who tried to make evil clones of the Enterprise's crew.

they say he was hoist by his own Picard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpacemanBates
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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Batman Villain

This was overheard while checking out at our grocery store.

Dad is walking with his young daughter and the mother, who is pregnant, is returning from the restroom.

"Look sweety, your mom is a batman super villain. The waddler."

I did not get a chance to shake his hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LandotheMando
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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Star Wars Fanfiction

Recently my cousin got into Star Wars Fanfictions. Like absolutely enamored by them. Not being much of a fanfic guy but still wanting to be supportive I inquired into her new obsession. After a bit of asking she told me she hated the new villain arcs for the new trilogy but thought they were good characters that deserved a better story to be explored through. After this, I fully understood and was happy she was exploring these antagonists through a different lens.

Just goes to show ya, different snokes for different folks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trolobaggins
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I think the most evil of all villains would be one without an evil laugh. Why?

Because they are so evil it's not even funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Nathan-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2013
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My mate, Skippy, is a bit of a nerd. Just last night he spent 2 hours telling me about all the characters named Kang.

For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time

or

In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.

I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Almost got fired for this one

I work at a pretty busy spot in New Orleans, the French quarter to be exact. People coming in and leaving an item they brought with them happens a lot after a few beers. This one guy leaves a chair and in half an hour he comes back for it.
Chair Guy "Excuse me sir, did I leave a chair here?"
Me "What do you think this is pal?? Some kind of CHAIR-ITY??"

If his eyes could roll anymore then they already were, they would have rolled out of his head.
Chair guy "get me your manager right now"
Me "Now that's not very CHAIR-ITABLE of you either"
Edit: Thank you for the gold kind stranger, you are very CHAIR-ITABLE, for popping my gold CHAIR-Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SendMeASmile
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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Super Hero Waiter

What did the Super Hero Waiter serve to the Vegan Villain? Just-ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NIKBOL42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Combined my first 2 joke sets into 1. Enjoy!

I will now take suggestions on how to be more sensitive to deaf people. I'm all ears!

  1. As a ventroliquist, I made one of my dummies sing a song by the GoGos. I'm not going to tell you how I did it. My lips are sealed!
  2. Im the only council member against the construction of the beach. Im going against the grain!
  3. Why did God make me a conjoined twin? Im beside myself!
  4. I put aluminum on a villain's mind control devices. I foiled his plan!
  5. Even though I'm scared of heights, I still go skydiving with this girl I like. Im falling for her!
  6. My shoelace company collapsed. I couldn't make ends meet!
  7. I like using misdirection in my jokes to make people laugh. Or do I?
  8. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest dressed as a hotdog. I'm on a roll!
  9. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest dressed as a nerd. I'm honor roll!
  10. The answer to this question, "Who's the president of the United States?" is a no-brainer.
  11. I finished a race the other day. I won 'cause I killed all the Kenyans!
  12. I don't know how to wear a wig. At least not off the top of my head.
  13. I went grocery shopping at Harris Teeter for a 50% off everything sale. I went in for a carrot and came out with a half, which is why I now shop at Whole Foods!
  14. If youre being attacked by zombies, just throw a party! Nobody wants to kill the life of the party!
  15. I used to date a girl, who still uses a nightlight. What a turn-off!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADAToTheMoon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Jafar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fastinternetguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2015
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[request] puns for a character called Beach Hitler

I run a DnD game and am very bad at puns. Like all good writers, though, I thought of a character name that made me laugh and have decided to build a personality around it.

Basically he's a surfer bro nazi. Militantly chill. He's a villain in the game but will hopefully read as still kinda tempting to party with. The only thing I've been able to come up with that has any promise whatsoever is "Third Reichteous."

Thank you, reddit angels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiljo24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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The story of Kenneth Lamar Noid

The following story is true.

Perhaps you have heard of The Noid. He was a character created by Domino's Pizza to act as a villain who would attempt to make your pizza taste crappy due to lack of freshness. Thankfully, according to Domino's, The Noid could easily be foiled by their 30 minute delivery guarantee.

On January 30, 1989, a man by the name of Kenneth Lamar Noid took the creation of the little guy as a personal attack on his character. Not one to take such a slight lying down, Mr. Noid took a Domino's location in Atlanta hostage, forcing them to make a special pizza and salad against their will. His demands included $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of the hit science fiction novel, "The Widow's Son".

Eventually, Mr. Noid surrendered to the police. After the incident, when reached for comment about Mr. Noid, Police Chief Reed Miller was quoted as saying, "He's paranoid."

Thank you for your time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salty904
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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A Dungeons & Dragons Related Dad Joke...

I'm currently running my players through a D&D adventure titled "Curse of Strahd".

Last session, my players found a journal revealing details about the main villain, Count Strahd Von Zarovich. When they acquired it, I passed the adventure book over--opened up to an illustration depicting the journal's pages--and one of the players proceeded to read. After struggling for a bit, he said, "I'm having a tough time reading this cause it's so cursive."

Yes," I responded. "It's the cursive Strahd."

I had that one chambered and ready for weeks, just waiting for the right moment.

What my players don't know is that I'm also going to include a few other bits of flavor for my them to find as they progress through the game:

  • A fancy handbag with the initials "SVZ" hammered into the leather... the "purse of Strahd"
  • A grave in which the Von Zarovich family nanny is buried... the "nurse of Strahd"
  • A carriage very obviously built to accommodate Strahd's coffin... the "hearse of Strahd"
  • A book full of poetry written during Strahd's younger days, before he was consumed by darkness... the "verse of Strahd"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/transplantasian
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2016
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What game do superheroes hate the most?

Villain the blank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeremyway
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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My boyfriend and I are talking about having kids...

He comes up to me today with "Why would leftover pie make a bad villain?

It's usually foiled!"

...I think he's ready.

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