Venereology Puns

Azerbaijanis are extremely uninformed about diseases including syphilis, Hepatitis, HIV

Sex education is limited to "use condom" rule.

We have only one HIV center which is in Baku and literally HIV positive people living in other regions have to visit Baku every month to get meds (while the whole world gives meds to HIV positive people as a 6 months package at once, our doctors refuse giving free meds for several months to patients without bribing).

Today, most HIV positive people in Azerbaijan are straight men and their wives and children, and often they find out about their status when they reach AIDS stage and get dangerous opportunistic diseases like cancer, tuberculosis etc. Some people die from opportunistic diseases at early age even without realizing that AIDS was a hidden reason for the disease.

Some people refuse to get HIV treatment because they are afraid of facing social stigma. HIV treatment in Azerbaijan includes taking one pill a day and easier controlled than most other chronic diseases, such as diabetes. With treatment, HIV positive people can live a long healthy life. Today, HIV positive people in Azerbaijan suffer not from the virus itself but social stigma, especially women. Thus, most HIV positive people don't know about their status. Edit: AIDS isn't a death sentence anymore and can be healed (i.e turned back into HIV just within 6-12 months).

Hepatitis (B/C) doesn't have distinct symptoms before passing to the late stages which is one step to cirrhosis and/or liver cancer. Around 90% Hepatitis positive people don't know about their virus! Hepatitis B can be totally healed within 2-6 months, Hepatitis C can be controlled and frozen like HIV. All people (especially, sexually active ones) are recommended to get vaccinated against Hepatitis C every five years.

That's why for everyone, it is extremely important to pass medical checkup at least twice a year. However, in Azerbaijan checkups aren't popular and most people visit doctors because "it already hurts".

Edit: People taking HIV treatment get "undetectable status" within 2-18 months. Undetectable status means that virus load is so low that it doesn't affect the body anyhow. Moreover, people with undetectable status cannot transmit HIV to other people even during unprotected sex. HIV and Hepatitis positive people can have healthy families, healthy children and continue their lives if they get a proper treatment.

Our society should fight these diseases, but not be scared o

It's such a creepy cover, and mysterious as well.

RAPT Therapeutics, Inc. (Nasdaq: RAPT), a clinical-stage, immunology-based biopharmaceutical company focused on discovering, developing and commercializing oral small molecule therapies for patients with significant unmet needs in oncology and inflammatory diseases, today announced that positive topline results from its randomized placebo-controlled Phase 1b clinical trial of RPT193 as monotherapy in 31 patients with moderate-to-severe atopic dermatitis (AD) were presented at the European Academy of Dermatology and Venereology (EADV) Congress by Robert Bissonnette, M.D., FRCPC. Dr. Bissonnette is a board-certified dermatologist and currently serves as president of the board of directors of the International Eczema Council. He is also chief executive officer and medical director of Innovaderm Research Inc., a contract research organization that specializes in conducting clinical studies in dermatology.

Venereology is one of my favourite merzbow albums. Slave New Desart is possibly the best merzsong. I wish i could find more vocal merzbow albums. the closest i found is called "world record" by various artists

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.