“the floorth dimension”

while getting my kid washed up for bed the bar of soap popped out of my hand, flew across the bathroom and slid under the sink. my kid asked “where’s the soap?” with a strait face i told him it’s gone, vanished, in another dimension. after much insistence i pointed below the sink. he cocked his head for a better look and said “oh, it went to the floorth dimension”

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đź“…︎ May 17 2022
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