I’m thinking about coming up with an offensive joke that I could tell to little people..
But really I don’t want to stoop that low.
Disney+ announced a new show featuring Wong from Dr Strange. He is going to be teaming up with another version of himself to help people across the multiverse.
The title is "Two Wongs Make it Right"
I'm trying to come up with the perfect punchline for a joke about people who don't exercise...
But none of them seem to fit.
So I walked into a bar and saw a line of people with their fists up…
…
That’s the punch line
A bunch of mathematicians came up with a model for predicting if people would start dancing when they became intoxicated
They named it the Alcorythm
I'm starting a service helping people break up with their significant others over dinner
I'm calling it FedEx
Where do people come up with these corny jokes?
A dad-a-base
In a world where people with superpowers make up 1% of the world population, people with two make up 1% of that 1%. These people born with two superhuman abilities are called squares.
Squares are raised to a second power.
Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...
It becomes tearable
What’s up with ghosts haunting people? Aren’t there more interesting things to do in the afterlife? [OC]
I’ve been trying to come up with jokes about people who don’t exercise
But none of them work out
They say for this Christmas we can meet up with 8 people without any problems
I don’t know 8 people without problems
The people who actually show up to the Area 51 raid are really gonna go out with a bang.
There’s a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.
Now’s when you ask: where’s the punchline?
So if you're fed up with people…
Wouldn't that make you a cannibal?
I've no problem with people dressing up as a red vegetable, as long as you beetroot to yourself.
My lab partner came up with a device that steals other people’s ideas, and deletes them permanently from their memory.
Why didn’t I think of that?
My friend's "classic" way of setting me up with random people...
He asks them to feel my jacket/shirt/whatever I'm wearing. He then asks if they recognise the fabric. When they respond with "no," he'll tell them:
"That's boyfriend material."
Human cannibals are just fed up with people
Dad calls me up and tells me, "On this October 21, 2015, I see most of the people with bad manners are gone ...
... we're Back to the Few Churls."
A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people
