If you organize the 50 states in descending order by admittance to the Union...

Then Pennsylvania would be the pennultimate state.

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👤︎ u/JPtoony
📅︎ Jul 19 2017
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Nancy Pelosi made the most epic dad joke in front of the entire nation.

She thought the State of the Union speech was tearable.

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👤︎ u/kikasphalt
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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Found this here a while ago:

My grandparent grew up in the Soviet Union. One cloudy day, as they were walking down the street perception started falling.

My grandmother thought it was snow, while my grandfather thought it was rain.

Their passionate arguing was noticed by the local head of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, a good friend named Rudolph.

After they told him of their dispute, Rudolph stated that it was in fact rain.

With a smile on his face my grandfather turned tp his wife, and said: "You see, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear"

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📅︎ Dec 05 2017
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The State of the Union is a pun

It's stating the state that the 50 states are in

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