I'm preparing to teach my son the alphabet.
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📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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What comes after USA?

USB.

P.S: Proud of my daughter.

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👤︎ u/aquarian9
📅︎ May 26 2020
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My Professor is a professional Dad

So this joke needs a little context: I go to school at USC in South LA.

We were turning in our homework assignments and people kept turning them in with the edges folded instead of stapled. My professor looks at us and says "If you guys need staples, there is a staples center about a mile from here." We just stared back at him and then slowly all started to laugh.

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