Do you know the proper title for a two dimensional woman when she is pregnant?

Flat birther.

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TIL: At the beginning of his career, Kevin Spacey only played two dimensional characters.

He was then known as Kevin Planey.

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📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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I think that girl over there has a particularly two-dimensional donkey.

Kudos if you figured it out.

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My wife showed me a picture of a room with a tree painted on the wall...

We had been looking for ideas for a kids room.

She said "I can get behind this" (referring to the painting of the tree).

I said "you can? But, it's two dimensional..."

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