TwixT Puns

A list of puns related to "TwixT"

There’s many a slip twixt 'keeper and gully
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👤︎ u/jjoojjoojj
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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I’m the most loved magician at the chocolate factory.

I always have a couple of Twix up my sleeves

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👤︎ u/smok000
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema.

Well...

I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.

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👤︎ u/lexflexluthor
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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*pulls candy bar out of thin air*

Kid: WOW are you a magician?

Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve

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👤︎ u/renskappert
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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My friend's a candy magician.

He's always got a few Twix up his sleeve.

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👤︎ u/Pfheonix
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Watch out for the candy shop owner...

He has some twix up his sleeve

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👤︎ u/QuirkyLotad
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars in different wrappers.

Tonight he really got his Snickers in a Twix

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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When i wanted to take the PlayStation controller away from my little brother, I'd bribe him with a candy bar.

It was one of the Twix of the trade.

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Pandemonium at the candy bar factory!

Someone had their Snickers in a Twix.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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There was a mix up at the chocolate factory

Better not get your Snickers in a Twix

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👤︎ u/Sammy_Colon
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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If anyone needs a tip on where to store leftover Halloween candy...

I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve.

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👤︎ u/johnmadness
📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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I looked mysteriously at my son and whispered, "I steal candy bars using sleight of hand!"

"So I guess you could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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Why was the magicians bicep sticky?

He had a couple of Twix up his sleeve

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👤︎ u/shaykg
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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Movie theatre are banning large bags to stop people from being in their own food...

Good thing I have a few Twix up my sleeve!

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👤︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
📅︎ Mar 10 2018
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Why did the magician have sticky armpits at the end of the show?

Because he had some good twix up his sleves ...

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👤︎ u/aparks1437
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Cinemark won't allow big bags into the theaters now

Good thing I have a couple of Twix up my sleeve

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👤︎ u/andrxdr
📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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People often ask me how I smuggle so much chocolate into the cinemas...

Well, I have a few Twix up my sleeve!

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👤︎ u/dothepropellor
📅︎ Sep 17 2017
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Why did the magician keep candy bars on his jacket pockets?

Because he always liked to have a few Twix up his sleeve.

Cross posted to r/jokes

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👤︎ u/IDontClickAds
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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Sort of an edited repost?

Elmer Fudd is sitting around one day and realized he's not all that good at hunting, might as well take up a new hobby. Obviously he turns to magic/slight of hand. After a few months of practicing, his arms are COVERED in chocolate. Bugs comes up and asks him, "Say doc, what's with all the chocolate?" To which Elmer replies, "You know what they say, a good magician ALWAYS has a few Twix up his sweeves."

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👤︎ u/HIGHxCLASSxHOBO
📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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I went to see a fat magician the other night

He had a few Twix up his sleeve

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👤︎ u/JoffreyTrump
📅︎ May 11 2017
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Why did the magician wear a suit made of biscuits?

So he could have a few Twix up his sleeve

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👤︎ u/EdwardPastaHands
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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My wife asked me how I managed to sneak candy into the movie theater

I told her I had a few twix up my sleeve.

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👤︎ u/thematt924
📅︎ Oct 19 2016
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The Beatles wrote a song about chocolate and laundry detergent.

And it was called Twix and Shout!

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👤︎ u/PyrosEnjoyPieHW2
📅︎ Mar 13 2016
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"Silly candy thieves!" shouted Elmer Fudd.

"Back to their old Twix!"

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Nov 14 2016
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My gym just got a new machine today, it has everything!

Twix, snickers, malteasers, the list goes on

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👤︎ u/McWomble
📅︎ Aug 29 2015
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Roommate got me with this one today

He texted me "I've got some twix up my sleeve" with a photo illustrating said Twix/sleeve arrangement.

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👤︎ u/Blobarella
📅︎ Feb 03 2016
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Why did the magician have a candy bar on his shirt?

He needed a couple of twix up his sleeve

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ May 03 2019
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What do you call a magician who likes chocolate

A magician who has a couple of twix up her sleeve

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👤︎ u/Drolkradeht
📅︎ May 08 2019
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I put my mates chocolate bars in different wrappers. Needless to say,

He got his snickers in a twix.

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👤︎ u/74CK
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?

He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve

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👤︎ u/lancex
📅︎ Sep 12 2015
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I steal candy bars from counter...

You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve

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👤︎ u/bestchesthairna
📅︎ Nov 24 2016
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How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?

He had twix up his sleeve

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👤︎ u/Hunteraln
📅︎ Oct 01 2015
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