A list of puns related to "Twat"
Apparently, he reads lips.
Sandy eggo.
It was at this point that the Slap-A-Twat Automatic 3000 came into its own!
Carved on to the post was some roman-looking words:
TOTI
EMUL
ESTO
After two hours of analysing the words, he was approached by the farmer that owned the field. "What are you looking at chap?" Said the farmer.
"I'm trying to figure out the meaning of the writing on this post... it looks Roman! This could be a great find!" The archaeologist replied.
"Let me take a look" says the farmer as he analyses the carving.
"It says "To tie mules to" you silly twat".
Credit to Stephen Fry on No Such Thing As A Fish podcast
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Brother - What's the difference between MI5 and MI6?
Me - 1
Brother - Twat
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