Funny, sad, and too often true.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond...
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Do not use "BEEFSTEW" as a password
It's not stroganoff
Remember when you could smoke in a bar ?
Now you can't even drink in one !
I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean one thing.
It’s laundry day.
I started listening to Metallica a few days ago, and guess what.
Nothing else matters anymore. Sad, but true.
