Treatment of cancer Puns

A list of puns related to "Treatment of cancer"

What kind of treatment does a clownfish need when it gets cancer

Nemo therapy

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👤︎ u/NegativeFux
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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My dad, type 2 diabetic, after 11 months of suffering chemo/radiation treatment for pancreatic cancer, 5 months after he was told the surgery failed and it was terminal. Brother reads off the back of a Sweet'N Low packet "...been determined to cause cancer to laboratory animals" Dad snaps back

"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."

Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.

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👤︎ u/Dude0311
📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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How do you call a persons recollection of his prostate cancer treatment?

Testiemonial

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👤︎ u/BigBootyBear
📅︎ Oct 21 2014
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