TransACT Puns

A list of puns related to "TransACT"

What type of real estate transactions do dwarves prefer?

Short sales.

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👤︎ u/weaponG
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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A transaction reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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👤︎ u/SonicDaScrewdriver
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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I once met a guy who didn’t like getting coins back from transactions.

I guess he has a cent sensitivity.

FYI: I thought of this joke last night at work, so to me it’s OC but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone else thought of it before me. Either way I figured I’d share it, if someone posted it before me feel free to link it.

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👤︎ u/Vipertho
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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I got an email that said "You have won £36,769,011. To complete the transaction we will need your bank details."

"Certainly," I replied. "It's a big building with money inside."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction

They’re calling it coleslaw.

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👤︎ u/LilP1xel
📅︎ May 06 2019
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Yesterday I was supposed to get 2 dollars and 50 cents after my transaction at the mall but only got 2 dollars

It doesn’t make any cents

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👤︎ u/loclink
📅︎ May 09 2019
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What do you call transactions made between a lion a witch and a wardrobe that are none of your concern?

Narnia business!

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👤︎ u/Souldrax
📅︎ May 06 2015
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It was a sweet transaction

Dad: I can't believe it, this guy is selling his wife.

Mom: What are you talking about?

Dad: He has a sign in his yard that says 'local honey for sell'.

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👤︎ u/robmo_o
📅︎ Jun 08 2014
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