Tonto Puns

A list of puns related to "Tonto"

What did Tonto say to the Lone Ranger when his dog fell off a cliff?

Doggone

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👤︎ u/scooterscuzz
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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The Lone Ranger woke to see that his tent had blown away by a tornado...

He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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My dad and I were clearing out some old stuff...

Dad: Where was Tonto heading with all the black garbage bags? Me: Where? Dad: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump-dump-dump!

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👤︎ u/gigglescici
📅︎ May 30 2014
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While watching the Lone Ranger

A guy was going into a battle on top of a train with Tonto and the Lone Ranger

Me: That guy is dead for sure!

Dad: They are all dead, this movie is set in 1869.

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👤︎ u/FuckedAsBored
📅︎ Jan 06 2014
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What did Tonto say to the Lone Ranger when his dog ran off the 300 foot cliff?

Dog gone

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👤︎ u/scooterscuzz
📅︎ Jul 15 2017
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