George Washington looks stoned in this picture
I was named after George Washington.
He was named in 1732 and I was named in 1992.
How did George Michael get chocolate on his shirt?
He was careless with his Wispa.
What would George Strait sing if he'd be an office worker?
All my Excels live in XLSX!
Does Boy George have a criminal record?
No, he's a man without convictions.
George Clooney has a twin brother. Do you know what his name is?
What starts with W and ends with T.
It really does , I swear.
Where does George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies
-Thanks to Stuff to blow your mind podcast
What is the difference between a teepee and George Michael’s toupee?
One’s a wigwam, one’s a Wham! wig.
Where does Boy George get his flat-breads from...?
They tortured George Washington after he died.
They had him drawn and quartered.
No historian has ever found the remainder of the cherry tree George Washington chopped down
4th of July dad joke
The difference between George Washington and a duck? One has his face on a bill and the other has a bill on his face.
Dad: What starts with a 'W' and ends with 't'?
Son: "What?"
Dad: Correct!
What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T
Laura Bush tells George W. Bush, “We have this weekend free. What should we do?”
“Well, let’s think,” he responds.
Laura replies, “No, let’s do something we both can do.”
I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.
He started pointing them out to me.
"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."
++++++++++++++++++
I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.
I like it. I'm proud of myself.
George Michael died on Christmas Day
It was his last christmas.
Man walks into a psychiatrist office w/clear wrapping paper on
The psychiatrist says,"I can clearly see your nuts."
What do you call a beautiful George
At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
George Foreman definitely won't be getting a PS5
Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?
Sure makes Stevie Wonder.
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
What did George Washington say to his reinforcements?
What did George Washington say to his men before they stepped into the boat?
George Bush was a shrubborn man
What does an elephant and a giraffe have in common?
They both start with a “G”.
Elephant’s name is George.
How did George Michael get to hospital?
A quote from George W Bush
Those stories about my intellectual capacity do get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, “Intelligence briefing.”
Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.
Somebody asked, "Who is your favorite Beatle? John, Paul, George, or Ringo?"
I said, "I like Pete Best."
Boy George would be proud
I made a post on TIL about George Washington,
it got removed because it was “too General”.
What starts with W and ends with T?
Where did George Washington keep his armies?
What starts with a W and ends with a T.
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
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