What did the fashion designer Tommy do when he ran into a problem?

I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bogmired
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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The teacher asked, "Name three famous Poles!"

Tommy proudly answered, "North, South and Tad!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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We brought our sons to their first wedding and after the service...

Little Joey asked his brother, "How many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen." Tommy responded.

"How do you know that?"

"Easy." Tommy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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Whoopsie Daisy

My wife: "Honey after you get a vasectomy you have to go to regular check ups so we don't get a whoopsie daisey" Me: "Or a whoopsie Tommy or a whoopsie Bobby"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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Dad-jokes at a blood drive are even more painful.

So I donated blood recently, and one of the Doctors(?) Nurses(?) for the Red-Cross named Tommy was a jokester. So I start donating and he is cracking all these jokes and at one point he gets to talking about his childhood. Tommy says, "When I was a kid I had a step-ladder." I asked him what was special about it afterwards and he said, "well I never met my real ladder, but this one did the job decently enough..."

Que groans from everyone at the donation center.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleSmurph
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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A Collect Call

When we were on a family vacation years ago my sister's new boyfriend made a Collect call so he could talk to her. She comes running in the room gushing, "Tommy called me Collect!"

Dad says, "Pssh...Why would you waste your time on a guy that doesn't even know your name?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MardiGrasMaiden
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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