Are you from Togo?

Because I want Togo out with you.

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👤︎ u/Equitous
📅︎ Jun 02 2018
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Whenever my dad goes to a drive thru restaurant he always makes a point to say "That's togo please".

Cracks me up every time.

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📅︎ Jun 20 2016
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TIL: In spite of Covid, all African countries are insisting that customers should sit in a restaurant and eat dinner.

Except Togo.

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📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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Which country orders the most takeout?

Togo.

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👤︎ u/borna761
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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Grate conversation!
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📅︎ Dec 21 2017
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I told my wife Sierra I was Ghana visit West Africa

She said she’d Benin that part of the world before and she did not want Togo again. I was persistent about going so I left Sierra Alone.

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📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why don't Africans eat at the restaurant?

Because they always Ghana order Togo.

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👤︎ u/n06shiau
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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2 Friends named Ryan and Dave were fixing up a car. They’re Country-Geeks by day, and Racers by night.

Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?

Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?

R: Sure.

Car makes weird sound

R: Guatemala with the car?

D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.

R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.

D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.

R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.

Later

R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.

D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.

R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.

D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm

R: Ok, Tur the Key!

Car turns on

D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!

R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!

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📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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In what African country is it impossible to sit down for a restaurant meal?

Togo.

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📅︎ Feb 06 2018
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Extreme Pun Combo

Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because I’m Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain can’t think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize it’s time to put an end to these puns because I’m Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. I’m Sudan with puns now.

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📅︎ Dec 31 2014
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my dad just got me with this one

So this happened this morning:

>Dad: Hey, do you also want an african coffee?
>Meconfused :Why an african coffee? >Dad:You know, a coffee Togo!

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👤︎ u/I_boter
📅︎ Jul 29 2016
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Why isn't Ghanaian food popular?

Most people would rather get it Togo.

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📅︎ Jun 25 2016
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My french professor got us...

Yesterday we had a lesson about Togo and the culture there and at the start of class today he told us that he forgot to tell us that the French don't call Togo "Togo."

He then wrote "Aller" on the board.

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📅︎ Feb 27 2015
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