Help me think of more celebrity food puns please!
The menu includes such dishes as:
-Marilyn Mon-roast beef -Patrick Stew-art -Tim Curry -The Cate Blan-cheddar burger -The Audrey Hep-burger -Hayden Panet-tiramisu -Leonard Nim-oysters
Add moreeeee
Second Hand Emulsion
He said it was our "Tina Turner."
Keep on turnin', doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo...
I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.
The ceremony wasnβt bad, but the reception was fantastic!
An urgent tina
[Scene: my wife is changing our 9-month-old daughter's diaper.]
Wife: "Ever since she started eating solid foods, her diapers have gotten awful."
Me: "Yeah. Shit just got real."
Our English teacher was doing the attendance:
"Bob, Rob, Vladislav...GOT TO DO WITH it?"
Queue hysterical laughter for the boys and serious head shaking from the girls.
My grandad told me this one and it stayed with me forever.
"Did I ever tell you about the time that I was in the army?" he asked me one day, this should have told me something was off right away because no one ever even mentioned him being in any army. "I was having an affair with my superior officer, she was beautiful. But it was too weird, too strained by the fact that I was a private and she a Sergeant. So I pulled her aside one day and said, 'listen Tina, I have to break it off, it's getting too difficult to keep going. But she was mad about me and she started crying. I tried to console her, I said 'Don't cry for me Sergeant Tina!!'
