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-Marilyn Mon-roast beef -Patrick Stew-art -Tim Curry -The Cate Blan-cheddar burger -The Audrey Hep-burger -Hayden Panet-tiramisu -Leonard Nim-oysters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsbroesel
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It's urgent Tina.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesy_Crust
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What does Tina Turner use to paint with?

Second Hand Emulsion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenestealerUK
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Urgent tina
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weewah72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Its urgent tina
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Poor Tina
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lasionara
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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When I was a kid, my Dad put a label on a spatula that read "Tina"...

He said it was our "Tina Turner."

Keep on turnin', doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReverendBill
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I was walking around this aquarium the other day. When I heard these 2 fish singing....

I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Super important
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knightlocke3
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Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

The ceremony wasn’t bad, but the reception was fantastic!

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The one and only Gentina
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimDickMcFatNuts
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What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?

An urgent tina

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
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I dadjoked my wife

[Scene: my wife is changing our 9-month-old daughter's diaper.]

Wife: "Ever since she started eating solid foods, her diapers have gotten awful."

Me: "Yeah. Shit just got real."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadicalBender
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Teacher dad joked Vladislav!

Our English teacher was doing the attendance:

"Bob, Rob, Vladislav...GOT TO DO WITH it?"

Queue hysterical laughter for the boys and serious head shaking from the girls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psychohorak
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When my grandad was in the army...

My grandad told me this one and it stayed with me forever.

"Did I ever tell you about the time that I was in the army?" he asked me one day, this should have told me something was off right away because no one ever even mentioned him being in any army. "I was having an affair with my superior officer, she was beautiful. But it was too weird, too strained by the fact that I was a private and she a Sergeant. So I pulled her aside one day and said, 'listen Tina, I have to break it off, it's getting too difficult to keep going. But she was mad about me and she started crying. I tried to console her, I said 'Don't cry for me Sergeant Tina!!'

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