Dadjoked by a customer yesterday.

I was working the counter yesterday and we had an exceptionally long line for a Wednesday. There was one customer who was taking forever to finish up the transaction. When I got to the man next in line, I Immediately apologized.

"Sorry for the wait, Sir."
"Oh, I haven't stepped on a scale in years. Has it gotten that bad?"

cue facepalm

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Geographical Dad Joke

My family was driving past where they bottle Arrowhead water, and I saw a sign that we were by the Inyo mountains.

I explained to my family that the back of the mountain was on the other side, and this was the Inyo Face.

Total silence for 10 miles.

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