Hey ladies- How do you know if you’ve orgasmed or not? Does everyone have a similar feeling when they orgasm? As a a woman my body just never ever gets an arousal response where the blood flows and the vaginal area becomes engorged much like an erection it for females. It’s only ever happened once about 9 years or so ago and I’ve never been able to get my body to do that again.
Basically the tissue stays the same as when I’m showering or like it’s been my whole life day in and day out. Just as when I was a kid. Never changes down there.. but once it did. One time in 2012 I was rocking my baby to sleep and my husband was doing what he’s done many times before and since, he was sexting me letting me know he was horny. I had never felt horny in my life prior to that one night. Idk why but while rocking my son to sleep I became physically aroused and after I laid the baby down I went to inspect in the bathroom. My vaginal areas was throbbing, filled with heat and engorged with blood like 2-3 times the normal size.
The sensation to touch didn’t feel the same as it always had either. Normally it just feels like skin- same as when I’m washing myself as it is when wiping myself as it is during sex. Never any changes. This time is was life altering change and Pandora’s box was wide open and I suddenly felt a desire to be touched sexually and I was “horny” once I touched it! I’ve never had it happen since despite trying to figure it out or replicate it. With that said- how would I know if I had an orgasm? During oral sex or attempted masturbation the clitoral area will usually begin to get sensitive or even over stimulated feeling like it’s too much even if I try to avoid direct clit head stimulation.
Again I’m never aroused physically because my body can’t seem to figure out how to do that! Eventually the sensation grows to the point it becomes too sensitive or ticklish (best description is overly ticklish) to touch and thus whatever activity I was doing is over as it’s just far too sensitive to touch. Is that supposed to be an orgasm? Or is that normal before an orgasm? I compare it kind of to my husband… as that’s my only experience in witnessing someone orgasm… after he ejaculates his penis is ticklish to him to touch. But he has these jerking or convulsive like movements during the orgasm that last maybe a minute. He says it’s an obvious feeling and a sense of release. I don’t experience anything of that sort. Just sensitivity increasing until it’s too
... keep reading on reddit ➡I didn’t know women had female erections until 2012 when one time while rocking my baby to sleep, my husband was sexting me from the bedroom letting me know he was desiring sex after the baby was asleep. This wasn’t something knew and I was setting him back to oblige his fantasies or stroke his desire. While rocking my son to sleep I began to feel a throbbing sensation that I’d never had (I was around 30y) before and it became intense and the area felt super heated and I could feel the engorgement from the blood flow to my labia and clitoris and the whole area. Once my son was out I went to the bathroom to inspect and saw that not only was my vagina 2-3 times it’s normal size from being engorged, but it felt completely different than normal when touched. Normally the sensation when washing myself is the same during sexual experiences. It doesn’t change. I’d imagine it’s like what a man feels when he doesn’t have an erection (like when bathing himself) vs the change in sensation when it’s full of blood, aroused, and erect. When I was physically aroused, the sensations were hypersensitive and super sensual. I desired very strongly to have my vaginal area touched in any way. Even brushing up against it gently was over the top sensational. Prior to this evening that had NEVER happened in my whole life to me. Even when I was young, even when I attempted masturbation, even during sex including 30-40 min sessions of my husband giving me oral sex. I’ve never had an orgasm and I think that’s the main reason why. It’s because my body doesn’t ever physically get an erection aka aroused. I have no idea how to make it get aroused. Oral sex feels great and so doesn’t a great massage. My husband tried very hard to sexually stimulate me. He starts with a massage and always gives me oral. Sometimes it feels like it’s getting more sensitive but always ends the same way- overly ticklish or numbed out and if he keeps trying it just becomes uncomfortable or even painful. Sort of like when someone tickles you for too long that it begins to hurt. It feels good but nothing feels as good as that arousal experience and I’ve been chasing that experience every since 2012! I’ve never been able to replicate it despite our trying to repeat it and sexting and we always foreplay for 30-40min. Nothing turns my body on! I went to my obgyn after that one arousal episode and spoke with my doctor about what happened and that if that’s what’s supposed to be happening, that’s it’s never happened
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
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(Part 001)
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"Zzz... Zzz... Zzz..."
Bael peacefully slumbers, ignoring all the hullaballoo happening in the world around him. Sometimes, his foot reflexively kicks, in the same way a puppy's might as he imagines himself running free in a field.
"Hehe... kitty... pet kitty... pet bunny... hehe..."
Something tickles the Duke of Pain's ear. He leans his head to the side to try and itch the tickled part, but it only continues to tickle more.
"Hehe... stop it, mommy... don't make me stop pettin' da snakey... hehe..."
Progressively, that ticklish sensation grows more annoying.
Suddenly, Bael's eyes bolt open. He quickly sits up and scowls.
"Devil-dammit! Grr! What the heck is crawlin' around in my- aargh?!"
Bael howls in surprise when he sees a huge shadow floating before him in the darkness of an underground cavern. The Duke of Pain reflexively tries to slap the thing away, but his arms don't move the way they should, making him awkwardly shoulder-thrust before nearly falling forward.
"Huh? Huh?? Man, what the heck is goin' on here?! Yama! Why are you creepin' on a fella while he's sleeping? And where are we, anyway?!"
Yama, the Emperor of Shadows, lingers in the air a short distance from Bael, eying him up and down with annoyance.
"Tsk. Your soul is oddly stubborn. We have tried desperately to corrupt you, yet it is as if we have been pushing against an unbreakable wall. Not even an Emperor's soul should be this strong. Just what sort of demon are you?"
Bael blinks a few times
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
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Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Buenosdillas
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
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Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
