I got the words β€œjacuzzi” and β€œyakuza” confused.

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMMOPOWER
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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I keep getting the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

(EDIT -- Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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The award for the best dadjokes 2018 goes to...

… u/ebkbk for this post: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. made on 24.11. with 38.9k upvotes

[also already made by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes]

Let's move on to the top 3 of each month:

January:

  1. Is this sub still active? by u/I_Fart_Liquids on 01.01. with 36.4k upvotes

  2. Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine by u/daugarten on 20.01. with 30.8k upvotes

  3. An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes: by u/Alfie_13 on 27.01. with 18.9k upvotes

February:

  1. Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. by u/jakeisbill on 05.02. for 20.3k upvotes

  2. My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit... by u/madazzahatter on 25.02. for 18.3k upvotes

  3. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding. by u/ownworldman on 23.02. for 17.7k upvotes

March:

  1. I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... by u/madazzahatter on 21.03. for 22.2k upvotes

  2. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes.

  3. [When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.](https://www.reddit.com/r/da

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skormes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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So last week i got myself in a bit of trouble when i mixed up the words jacuzzi and yakuza

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlaaneshiRose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza".

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baguettesniper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I got the word "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused

Now I'm in hot water with the japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosiekaykay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I've gone and confused the words 'Yakuza' with 'Jacuzzi'

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I got the words β€œjacuzzi” and β€œyakuza” confused.

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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I got the words 'jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' confused

Now I'm in hot water with the japanese mafia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I got the words β€œjacuzzi” and β€œyakuza” confused

Now I’m hot water with the Japanese mafia

(Saw on another subreddit, it belonged here)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonProvolone95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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I once accidentally mixed up the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza".

I am now in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim696969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I got the words jacuzzi and yakuza confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaltsTwoCents
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I got the words "jacuzzi" and " yakuza" confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellsbagels666
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I mixed up the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza".

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I got the words 'Jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the japanese mafia..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalalPork97
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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When I was younger I would confuse the words Jacuzzi and Yakuza

It got me into some pretty hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I got the words jacuzzi and yakuza confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the japaneese mafia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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