What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What is a mouths favourite day of the week?
Why at the end of the week?
What's the scariest day of the week for a fish?
I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.
Looks like we’ll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
What day of the week cries the most?
Today is the start of diarrhoea awareness week....
In the last weeks campaign, I was asked to get the opinions of women on what shampoo were they currently using........
The most common answer I got was......................
"EEEEKK!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO MY BATHROOM???!!!"
We're only a couple of weeks into Fall and the weather is seriously erratic
It could chilly today, but then hot tamale.
First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when I’m down I go to the mall and use the elevator.
So it can lift me up and make my day better.
I tried to OC.
What's a cat's favorite day of the week?
Caturday. Furiday is a close second.
A couple of weeks ago my dad was taking us on a camping trip preceeded by a two hour drive, so a minute before we were going to leave the house he sat me and my brother down and told us:
Speak now or forever hold your pee
Last week I was on the edge of a cliff, holding on to a box full of shredded cheese. I loved that box, but I knew I had to let it go. I didn’t want to...
But it was for the grater good
My brother-in-law, a clinical psychologist, says he is cutting back the days and hours of his work week.
In short his practice is shrinking.
For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.
The other day? That's a firs day.
On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.
I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.
Theresa May is stepping down on June 7th. As a result, the last week of May is the first week of June.
I watched a TV programme about the House of Lords last week. But I wasn’t really concentrating so I’m going to have to watch it again.
That’ll be the Peer review.
My Music Pun of the Week. I have to change it Every. Single. Week. I'm running out of ideas.
With the barber shop finally open after many weeks, there was a huge crowd of people jostling for position to get in...
They really need a hair traffic controller.
I got rid of that hair lice I've been having for a couple weeks the other day.
That problem's finally out of my hair.
My son borrows money from me every week, so I told him, “I don’t think you understand the seriousness of your debt situation.”
He said, “Oh please. You should really give me a bit more credit.”
As we continue to deal with the mask wearing, social distancing and uncertainty through the coming weeks, we can’t lose sight of how important it is to continue taking these precautions.
As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y
Africa's days of the week
In Africa, every day is Thirstday.
I got a new job this week as the senior director of Old McDonald’s farm...
What is the coldest day of the week?
My father-in-law (who's last name is Word) after a week of travel: Are you getting sick of the Word "family"?
Me: That's an odd word to get sick of.
Which day of the week should you not have stood up for?
Six days of the week are dedicated to daughters. Only one day is ...
Which day of the week is for drinking?
Which day of the week is for complaining?
Which day of the week is for preparing battered food?
The inventor of auto correct died last week...
Which day of the week is for eating?
It’s the end of work on Friday, it’s been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.
Before my operation last week, the nurse wanted to know if I could give them a contact number in case of an emergency...
My bf sends me at least one of these a week. I fall for them every time! Explanation in the comments.
At the start of this year I thought Fortnite was going to be a 2 week thing but no.
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The other days are week days.
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday.
The others are weekdays.
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
What are the strongest days of the week ?
Saturday and Sunday, the rest are just weekdays
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?
Because the rest of the days are weakdays! I’ll see myself out now
What are the strongest days of the week?
saturday and sunday, the rest are weekdays.
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