A list of puns related to "Steve Buscemi"
... the bar is dimly lit. It smells of beer, smoke and a hint of weed. A jukebox is playing "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds". Glasses are clinking, people are chattering. A coiled up rope is lying in the corner.
Jesus and The Buddha see the rope. Jesus points into the corner and says "A snake. How wonderful are your ways, father!".
The Buddha, upon hearing that, remains silent.
Steve, upon hearing that, turns his head and looks into the corner. His eyes grow wide with fear. With a squeak he jumps backwards.
The Buddha, upon seeing that, calmly walks over to the rope, his lotus feet barely touching the ground. He lifts up an end of the rope and shows it to Steve Buscemi. Then he says: "It's just a rope, Steve".
...
Later, at the table.
Steve: "So Siddharta, you recognized the rope as a rope all along right?"
The Buddha: "Yea, I thought it was a rope".
Steve: "And you thought is was a snake, Jesus?"
Jesus: "Yep. Reminded me of a specific snake I once saw. Awesome thought eh? A giant snake in a bar."
Steve: "Siddharta, Why did you not tell Jesus that he was wrong about the snake before?".
The Buddha replies: "He genuinely seemed to like seeing a snake there. Why should I disturb him? He would have found out himself. Or maybe he wouldn't. Or maybe I was mistaken."
Jesus (with a wink): "We're all each other's trip sitters, Steve. If somebody's vibin' well, let him vibe."
Steve: "Then why did you tell me that I was mistaken?"
The Buddha: "You seemed to be on a bad trip. You were suffering."
Jesus: "Also did you notice that he walked over to the rope to make sure it was a rope before telling you?"
Steve: "Yea, thanks for that. Hm, but this got me thinking. So... but does this mean that you reject suffering? That you cling to a world in which nobody is suffering?"
The Buddha: "No, if there is suffering and I can do nothing about it, then I just accept it. But if there is suffering and I can do anything about it, I automatically help. It's part of my programming."
Steve: "Your programming?"
The Buddha: "Yes. Before I became The Buddha, I was on a quest to free all beings from suffering. Under the Bodhi Tree, I realized it all. I saw the nature of form and emptiness and the three marks of existence. All my illusions dropped away. I saw the truth of suffering and the root of suffering. I saw the goal of nirvana and the way to the goal and all that. And of course I saw that there was no 'I'. Thought is actually happening automatically."
Steve: "S
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Who would win in a fight between Willem Dafoe and Steve Buscemi? This is a UFC-style octagon match, with mma gloves.
Both fighters stand at 5'9" (175 cm). Dafoe weighs 78 kg (he may weigh less now because he is pescetarian and mostly vegan) and Buscemi is 67 kg. Dafoe is 66 years of age while Buscemi is 64. Dafoe practices ashtanga vinyasa yoga, meaning he is likely more flexible than Buscemi. However, Buscemi was stabbed multiple times after intervening in a bar fight and ended up living, and also served as a firefighter for some time, even putting the jacket back on during 9/11. Buscemi is a pretty hardy dude. I would wager Dafoe is more physically fit while Buscemi is tougher. In my research, I couldn't find anything specifically pertaining to martial arts or combat sport experience.
Given these stats, which of these two fighters wins in the octagon?
Another American hero, Tony Soprano, after hearing the term "pie in the sky" volunteered for the 82nd Airborne.
There is a human looking male character with light/white skin, black hair that looks slick, and big round eyes that look almost sad or swollen. I think he has big lips and maybe a tooth gap/teeth that stick out.
It might have been a cameo/celebrity feature, or a ventriloquist dummy???
I don't remember if he's central to the plot or just a background character.
The name Mel rings a bell but don't let that mislead you, I could be wrong.
Anyone know who this is or what episode he's on?
hi guys, sorry if this is kind of out of context how can i write Steve Buscemi in Arabic?
it would do wonders if someone can share a really clearly written on a piece of paper or something (thinking of getting it tattooed)
thank you in advance
I just completed my 13th or so rewatch of the series, this time on Netflix and I swear some of my favorite episodes are with him being a somewhat terrible detective haha. And one of my top 5 episodes is with him deciding to live his life as Jan Foster with the math teacher . βOkay I donβt know why you had to be a women?β βLet me worry about thatβ.
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