Was a good job really, I needed some cold hard cash!
It was a Careless Swiss Pear.
"Must be those three tenners" I thought to myself
I turned it into wine
"I have what it takes."
Its a bomber.
... Right as I was sitting down, I let one rip right on my wallet. Didn't smell too good, but hey, at least now I have gas money for the week...
I don’t know how to repay you.
I put in the freezer so I'd have some cold hard cash
It’s money laundering
He sighed and said, "I'm not falling for that one."
I said, "Trust me, it is."
He let me in and five minutes later I heard him honking on the horn, so I looked out the window.
He said, "Stop messing around, will you? Your wallet. You must have found it by now."
I said, "No, I haven't got it."
"Well, why the hell not?"
I said, "This isn't my house."
You can hide, but you can’t run
"That's Our mahnee!" He said, as I ran off.
Once a safe distance away, I looked at the wallet and shouted back, "It's actually Armani."
My wife called me up from the animal shelter the other day wanting to adopt a dog. Since money is tight current, I specifically said "0 canine". Now I'm the proud owner of 9 German shepherd pups and will from now on pronounce "0" as "Zero".
I turned it into wine
It's money laundering.
You can hide, but you can't run.
