They were confronted by one of the officials and got arrested for blackmailing
Iron Man stops the bad guy, Aluminum Man foils their plans.
It's my loo reading.
Outlaws are wanted
you only get one shot
Then it dawned on me
Found out they need them to draw blood
to “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary” because they just needed some Thyme apart.
That’s when the movie really drove off a cliff.
I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.
My dad passed away about 3 years ago. Now that I am a dad as well I thought I would pass on his favorite joke, bear with me cuz its long, but worth it...
A poor man who lives in a straw hut wants to to impress his neighbor. So he works for 3 months, enough to buy a fancy chair at the market. He calls his neighbor over for dinner one night and has him sit in the chair at dinner. He asks his neighbor, " isn't this a very nice chair? " To which the neighbor replies "it's okay i guess"...
Heartbroken, after the neighbor leaves, the man takes the chair upstairs and puts it in a closet and thinks.. maybe it was not a nice enough chair...
He then works 6 months, leaves his little straw hut and hitches a ride to the city and buys an extravagant chair with velvet padding. Once again he has his neighbor over for dinner, this time the neighbor says "it's nice, but I've seen better"
Sad, the man stores the chair in the upstairs closet. But the man could not be deterred.
He then worked for an entire year, left his little straw hut and went all the way to the capitol and bought a gaudy, gold painted chair with lion motifs and silk pillows.
The neighbor comes over to dinner and says. "Wow, what an ugly chair!"
Furious, the man grabs the chair, marches upstairs and throws it in the closet with such force that his entire straw hut collapses.
I guess people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones...
We went from Barking to Tooting in 20 minutes!
At other times i would just crash.
Sounds like the work of a Cereal Killer.
Because it was a coffin
It's my new digs.
A Catholic church is full of gild!
Since you guys like one liners, I thought you’d live two liners.
I got a little behind in my work
I said “you’re not Adam Ant!”, he said “yeah i am.” we argued all night, but he really was adamant.
Put them in water. Girl ants sink. The rest are boy-ant
One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis
Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.
It was a lovely service...
I was well prepared!
The man replied, “Why thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”
He said, "That's Madeira cake"
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens. If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
He was a little husky.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Those were Goodyears
A Mosquito can fly, but a Fly cannot Mosquito.
...the jerk had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon.
Single-handedly.
So I said, “Sure! But it’ll go right through you!”
It was a Subway.
He's got car pool tunnel syndrome.
..One’s a Corona virus and the other’s a Verona crisis.
