Is it okay to compare a man getting β€œthe snip” with a woman getting her tubes tied?

After all, there isn’t a vas deferens between the two ovum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vampir3dud3_
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What's the best thing about being a test tube baby?

You get a womb with a view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johno_mendo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake I gave her a tube of Super Glue.

It’s been a week now and she’s still not talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joachim_s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...

It'd make cents off so many levels.

/edit:rephrased punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I made the mistake of drinking the liquid from a scientist’s test tube.

It was a vial substance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Archimedes was sat around thinking of names for the fluid expulsion tube in the human body. Suddenly, he knew the perfect name, stood up, and shouted-

"URETHRA!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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What's the name of a nurse who inserts plastic tubes into people?

Catherine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.

Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j_jolly_04
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London tube

He went from barking to tooting in 15 minutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K00lguy720
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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A duck walked into a drugstore to buy a tube of chapstick. he told the cashier:

"just put it on my bill"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryingAsparagus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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Isn't the tube that carries sperm from the testicle essentially doing pretty much the same job as the testicle itself?

Nope. There's a vas deferens.

(For those who skipped HS Biology - NSFW)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddesla2
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Dad joke solidarity on the tube today

A boy and girl (about 14/15) were arguing about what trains they should take to get to their destination. Although friendly the argument got pretty loud and their other friend (boy, same age) says:

"Hey, no need to go off the rails....geddit?"

He looked really pleased with himself they didn't even laugh.

As I got off I looked at him, nodded and said "Nice" and he said "Thank you".

I forgot to mention that his girl friend might be pregnant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnathemaFan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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Coffee went down the wrong tube at breakfast.

Hey dad are you alright?

Yeah, but that sure was some strong cough-ee!

DAD!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/germsburn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2015
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Overheard a family group on the tube...

...wife mentions getting off at Barking. "That's where all the dogs live." Goes completely over his young kids head, wife gives him the 'you're an idiot' stare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatIsThePint
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2014
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What did the tire say to the inner tube?

I got you covered my totally tubular friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musicmanjams
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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What’s the advantage to being a test tube baby?

You get a womb with a view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jalfredproofrock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Women really know how to hold grudges over the smallest things. My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.

It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Women really know how to hold a grudge over the simpelest things. My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue

It's been a week and she's still not talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obsidi3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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