Did you hear the story about the magical tractor?
Some guy on a tractor keeps driving past my house shouting, “THE END IS NIGH!!! THE END IS NIGH!!!”
It might be farmer Geddon.
Have you heard the one about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field.
What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?
Every morning, my neighbour gets on his tractor and starts yelling, “Repent! The End is nigh!”
I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.
Why did the farmer keep putting spools of thread into the gas tank of his tractor?
Someone told him it was a sowing machine.
A bloke on a tractor just drove past and shouted “the end of the world is nigh”
I think it was farmer geddon
My friend the farmer traded his tractor for a flock of seabirds...
Once my little boy stopped loving tractors, he started to really suck the air out of the room.
He became an extractor fan.
Have you seen the film about the tractor?
Me neither I have only seen the trailer
When I went into the barn I saw my father doing a strip tease act in front of our tractor
He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.
I’m really excited about the new movie about tractors that is coming out soon.
The original Tractor Beam!
The tractor company's manure spreader is the only piece of equipment they won't stand behind.
Has anyone watched a movie called "The Tractor"?
Me neither but I've seen the trailer !
I was driving down the road last night when I passed a magic tractor.
Did you hear about the magic tractor
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field...
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field!
What did the farmer say while looking for his tractor?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
After driving down the lane, it turned into a field.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It rode down the hill and turned into a field
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
Every morning it turned into a field.
A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me yelling "the end of the world nigh!"
I think it was Farmer Geddon.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Every morning, my neighbor gets on his tractor and starts yelling, “The End is nigh!”
I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.
Last night, my neighbor got on his tractor and started yelling, “The end is near!!”
I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A bloke on a tractor has just driven passed me shouting, "The end of the world is nigh."
I think it was Farmer Geddon!
Every morning, my neighbour gets on his tractor and starts yelling, “The End is Nigh!”
I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.
Did you hear about the magic tractor
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor
Every morning, my neighbor gets on his tractor and starts yelling, “The End is Near!”
I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.
Did you hear about the magical tractor?
I saw a magic tractor the other day...
What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor?
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road, and turned into a field.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
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