What did the windmill say to the tornado?

"Honestly, I'm a big fan!"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Was told a joke about a tornado the other day.

Blew me away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I am trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the companies keep denying my application.

They told me, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear about the boarding house that was hit by a tornado?

Roomers were flying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Did you hear about the tornado in southern USA that was swallowing everything in its path?

It was called the VoreTex-as.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deciperer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Did you hear about the cow farm destroyed in the tornado?

The scene was udder annihilation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nevets52
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Did you guys hear about the tornado that hit a cheese shop recently?

Da brie was everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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D'you know what happened to the cow that got sucked into a tornado?

It was udder disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firest0rmRekT
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.

They said, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Did you hear about the cow that got swept up in the tornado?

Such an utter disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dmed24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What did the tornado say to the car?

Wanna go for a spin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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The Lone Ranger woke to see that his tent had blown away by a tornado...

He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who flew away in the tornado ?

What a udder disaster !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Did you hear the one about the tornado?

There's a twist at the end.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Why did the mad scientist deliberately create a huge fire tornado?

Some people just want to watch the whirled burn.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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I used to live in a tree house until a tornado destroyed the tree.

My life had been uprooted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I was trying to listen to the storm tonight to see if I could hear a tornado

But I couldn't hear anything over the sound of the freight train

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrackedOreo666
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?

Because it always gets touchdowns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/da_one1morelight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Why was the tornado alone?

Because he was a homewrecker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adolph_Fritz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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We should call Tornado Alley the "Gust Belt"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wild-tangent
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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What happened to the cow when it was picked up by a tornado?

It mooooooooved on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doobeedobedoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2015
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Did you hear about the narcissistic personal trainer who was sucked into a tornado?

Apparently, nature vacuums an ab whore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbymack44212
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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When the weatherman said there was a tornado in the area I was blown away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ailyara
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I tried to buy tornado insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.

They said, β€œIf your tents get blown over, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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I tried to buy some tornado insurance for my campsite, but the company refused.

They said, β€œIf your tents get blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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