My date threatened my safety and told a pun at the same time..

On a 10th date at a steakhouse, my T-bone steak was really dry. I jokingly tried to snag her steak before she started, then she looked me dead in the eyes and said, β€œtouch it and I’ll remove your tenderloins!”

Talk about love at first bite!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flightlarken
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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Groundhog Day

Happened tonight at a family event.

My brother in law needed to leave early to have dinner with his folks who are notorious for always having some kind of pork for dinner. The rest of the family started joking about if it would be ribs, pork chops, pork tenderloins, etc.

After they stop guessing I make the comment,

Boy all these jokes repeating just feels like Ground Hogs day...

Wife laughed, the in laws groaned. Not sure if I made friends or not πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chetbodet87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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