I fell down the steps holding my guitar yesterday.

By the time I hit bottom I had written 10 5FDP songs.

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So my brother and I were watching the video for Jack White's song "High Ball Stepper"

Our dad walks up to the computer and asks "What are you guys listening to?" My brother says "High Ball Stepper." Our dad says, "Oh cool," and proceeds to slowly walk away, lifting his knees really high with each step, holding his junk.

We were both just sitting there, shaking our heads...

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📅︎ Apr 21 2014
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