It doesn't matter how good the soap smells....
Never come out of the public toilets smelling your fingers.
Why did the pencil smell so bad?
Why did the painting smell so bad
A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
The newest Tesla doesn’t come with that new car smell
It comes with an Elon Musk
(Saw something similar on r/memes and decided it was better fit here)
The Rock always say " Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"
He is always cooking because he's always hungry for Samoa
Where did they manufacture smells back in the day?
I like the smell of my wife whenever she complains about justifiable points
I really like her fairer moans
Visiting my parents for the first time since COVID. He has taken up cropdusting people and proclaiming, "Surprise health check." To make sure you can smell and/or taste still.
Sorry not a witty one-liner but peak of dad humor.
The mods have a new way of improving the jokes we submit. They now add smell to all the jokes and rate them according to their odour. One mod adds some floral funniness, another tweaks them with sweet smile appeal and a third makes sure they contain a few obnoxious puns.
From now on no joke will be published without their scents of humour.
Whenever my friend smells, he says things in the wrong order.
He's got a terrible case of body Yoda
Why did the semicolon smell bad?
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?
Which insect smells the best?
An old woman goes to see the doctor. "I'm very gassy, but fortunately my farts are quiet and don't smell. In fact, I've farted three times since you came in, but know you haven't noticed at all."
The doc nods his head, gives her some pills and tells her to come back in a week.
A week later, the old woman comes back and is very upset. "I'm still very gassy, but now my farts are really loud and smell like a porta-potty at a chili festival!"
The doc says "Well now that we've cleared up your hearing and sense of smell, we can do something about your gas!"
What is worse than the smell of toes?
I’m addicted to ordering hatchets from other countries because of the smell.
I love foreign axe scents.
So I bought a large mammal repellant spray recently, and I absolutely cannot stand the smell!
At work the other day my foreman said “you smell like old spice”
I instantly responded “I swear it was new when I bought it” this was the moment I knew my wife and I we’re ready to start trying.
Did you hear about the perfume that smells of nothing?
I think it's total non scents.
If you could predict what scents you will smell in the future...
...you would be Nose-tradamus
The one eye says to the other, "between me and you, something smells.."
My bottle of Chardonnay just spoke to my steak! It said, "you smell great!" The steak responded, saying "you're a great vintage yourself!" The meal was delicious!
I guess the secret to a good meal is pairing food and wine that compliment each other!
What do you call the smell of money
I have a recurring dream that I lose the ability to taste, see, smell, hear and feel.
My wife says it's nonsense.
Witnessed in the wild, old dude talking to a sick little kid: Did you know that if your nose runs and your feet smell you're built upside down?
Why did the police officer smell?
Why did the brothel smell?
Bought a brand new Tesla Model 3 yesterday and the interior smells a little funny...
It's got kind of an Elon Musk
Someone asked me if the leather chair I was selling smells.
No, it doesn't I told them. It's a chair and doesn't have a nose.
2 snowmen are standing in a field. One looks to the other and says; "you know, I smell carrots too!"
I don't like the smell of chicken farms
I guess you could say it's too fowl for you?
I went to the doctor because I lost my sense of smell.
Turns out my nose is the subject of an olfactory recall.
policemen always smell the worst?
Which insect has the best sense of smell?
The smell of coffee
My pregnant wife, whose sense of smell is extremely heightened, complains about the smell of coffee as it is being brewed.
My response is that it is heaven scent
A new Tesla doesn't come with the new car smell...
It comes with an Elon Musk.
I’m addicted to ordering cheap body sprays from other countries because of the smell.
I love foreign axe scents.
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?
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