The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What do you call the situation when you're trapped in a room full of friendly dogs?
People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation
since he is good at catching snitches
Making light of the situation
A punny take on the coronavirus situation using movies/tv series as puns
A truck carrying Worcestershire sauce crashed the other day. The dispatcher asked for the situation
The officer replied: “It’s hard to say”
What do you call someone who has the ability to pull off a lie in every situation?
Did you hear about the situation in which a black, 17 year old excavator robbed a small convenience store?
It was a minor minority minor miner notoriety.
My son borrows money from me every week, so I told him, “I don’t think you understand the seriousness of your debt situation.”
He said, “Oh please. You should really give me a bit more credit.”
I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation
Being cooped up in the house for so long has led me to attempt new hobbies. As an example, I'm currently studying how to adapt French phrases to describe the situation.
You could say it's my maison d'être.
If we would explain the the current US political situation to the 2010 us at a fantasy fare, they would jokingly call it some batshit magic 'Hocus POTUS'...
Don't worry the situation is under control
I don't think he understands the gravity of this situation.
The situation certainly was not uncontrollable
They had an overstock situation at the spice shop
They had way too much thyme on their hands.
Am I the asshole in this situation?
So a bit of background here, I am fully dependent on my carer. Where he goes, I go. What he eats, I have to eat too. And because of that, if he wants to eat the wrong thing, I suffer.
I have no control over what he feeds us and I can't always tolerate the foods he likes. If he eats food that is too spicy, I yell at him. Like a lot. I've even made him cry a few times. But the thing is, I can't control myself. Every time I talk, it is shit for everyone in my vicinity, especially him. That's why I need him as a carer. I really tried to not give him shit for a couple weeks by not talking at all but he thought it was so bad that I did that he took me to the doctor to force me to keep giving out instead of bottling it all up.
I don't know what to do. I'm literally the end point of his digestive system. Am I the asshole?
What is the difference between an embarrassing social situation and a fake dad?
Nothing, they're both faux pas.
Well, I always try to be positive about the situation.
Getting a hold of the situation
As one grows older, one has to look on the positive in situations. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs, and I thought to myself:
"That's the fastest I've moved in years!"
The best of a shitty situation.
Wile E. Coyote never immediately fell off the cliff because he didn’t understand the gravity of his situation.
What does the acrobat do when he doesn't like the situation?
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is the biggest jerk in the world.
Sorry, I'm going off on a tan gent.
When the parachute failed I became deeply aware of the gravity of my situation.
Why can't flat earthers accept the gravity of the situation.
Because they sphere the world isn't flat after all
How could you call the political situation in Brasil right now?
The worst-case Bolscenario.
What is the only other situation in which you can say, “I see the sea!”, besides actually looking at the sea?
You could say that the situation with Russia is getting a little bit...
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation (x-post from /r/facebookwins)
So let me tell you a little about my situation. It's currently about -12°F outside and my HVAC just broke. So, I decided to build a fire, but it turns out I can't use my fireplace because it needs a new flue, and I'm sorry if this is the wrong subreddit for this
but I just need t(w)o vent(s) right now.
What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation
No matter the situation, this is his answer...
Waitress: How was the meal?
Dad: It was awful... AWFUL GOOD
Smiles for 10 minutes in delight
He doesn't get to use it often, but when the situation presents itself, he has this one ready
International traveler: We bought ______ at the airport, duty free.
Dad: Duty free, huh? No shit!
A friend of mine is constantly borrowing money. I said to him, “I don’t think you understand the seriousness of your debt situation.”
He said, “Oh please...you really should give me a bit more credit.”
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