The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked
now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Aug 07 2020
The secret service has a new protocol if there's a threat in the room with the president
They used to yell down. Now it's
"Donald duck!"
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︎ Oct 13 2020
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Donald, Duck" anymore when the president is about to be attacked
But their grandchildren still listen, in spite of rule 4, because hearing dear old grand-da be excited about his stories is just so sweet, whether he remembers tellin them or not
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︎ Aug 08 2020
The secret service agents no longer shout "get down!" anymore.
They shout "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Oct 16 2019
What will the Secret Service shout if someone tries to shoot Trump?
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︎ Jan 18 2017
Last week, a freshman secret service officer stopped an assassination attempt on the president of the United States by screaming βMickey Mouseβ!
When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked βWhy did you scream Mickey Mouse?β And the secret serviceman said βI was trying to say Donald Duck!β
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︎ Mar 11 2019
My friend wondered why only the secret service visited his business and no customers...
I suggested maybe his business name should be "Kitchen Surface Installers" instead of "Counter-Fitters"
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Presidents Day Joke - Did you know the Secret Service has changed protocol?
Did you know when President Trump arrived in office the secret service had to change their protocol manuals. Instead of yelling βget downβ in emergency situations, they now say βdonald duck!β
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︎ Feb 18 2019
Kid: DAD! What's the motto of the US Secret Service?
Dad: "Who the hell told everyone?!"
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︎ Jan 30 2016
What did the secret service yell when Disney sent assassins after our president?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
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︎ Apr 22 2020
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Apr 06 2020
The secret service arenβt allowed to yell βGET DOWNβ anymore if the president is about to be attacked.
Instead they say, βDONALD, Duck!β
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︎ Oct 26 2019
The secret service...
... isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Jun 10 2020
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell βDonald duckβ!
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︎ Dec 02 2019
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Feb 24 2020
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Oct 21 2019
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Apr 06 2020
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Mar 25 2019
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Jun 27 2019
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ May 16 2019
The secret service doesnβt yell βGet down!β anymore when the President is about to be attacked.
They now yell βDonald, Duck!β
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︎ Apr 19 2019
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Oct 15 2019
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Sep 16 2019
The secret service doesn't have to tell "get down" anymore.
They have to tell "Donald Duck!"
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︎ Feb 14 2020
The secret service isnβt allowed to say βget down!β Anymore
Now they have to say, βDonald, duck!β
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︎ Jun 27 2019
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Jun 17 2019
The secret service isnβt allowed to yell βGet down!β anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell, βDonald, duck!β
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︎ Mar 19 2019
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ May 24 2019
Since Trump became president, the secret service hasn't been allowed to yell "Get down!" when he is under attack...
Instead they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Jun 26 2019
What does the secret service yell when the president is about to be attacked?
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︎ Dec 27 2019
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ May 12 2019
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Nov 10 2018
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Jul 19 2019
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Jun 11 2019
What does the secret service say if the president is under attack?
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︎ Feb 02 2017
The Secret Service no longer yell "Get down" when the President is in danger...
They yell "Donald, duck!"
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