What did the secret service yell when Disney sent assassins after our president?

Donald, duck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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The secret service has a new protocol if there's a threat in the room with the president

They used to yell down. Now it's

"Donald duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boreddudemo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Donald, Duck" anymore when the president is about to be attacked

But their grandchildren still listen, in spite of rule 4, because hearing dear old grand-da be excited about his stories is just so sweet, whether he remembers tellin them or not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The__Odor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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The secret service agents no longer shout "get down!" anymore.

They shout "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevonWhiteTurnUp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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On her Majesty's secret service
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1luv6b3az
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Last week, a freshman secret service officer stopped an assassination attempt on the president of the United States by screaming β€œMickey Mouse”!

When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked β€œWhy did you scream Mickey Mouse?” And the secret serviceman said β€œI was trying to say Donald Duck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GPyleFan11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What will the Secret Service shout if someone tries to shoot Trump?

"Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elmaninho
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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My friend wondered why only the secret service visited his business and no customers...

I suggested maybe his business name should be "Kitchen Surface Installers" instead of "Counter-Fitters"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Presidents Day Joke - Did you know the Secret Service has changed protocol?

Did you know when President Trump arrived in office the secret service had to change their protocol manuals. Instead of yelling β€œget down” in emergency situations, they now say β€œdonald duck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZigZachGamer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Kid: DAD! What's the motto of the US Secret Service?

Dad: "Who the hell told everyone?!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2016
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked

now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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The secret service aren’t allowed to yell β€œGET DOWN” anymore if the president is about to be attacked.

Instead they say, β€œDONALD, Duck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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The secret service...

... isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon_777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell β€œDonald duck”!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benjamingur9
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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The secret service doesn’t yell β€œGet down!” anymore when the President is about to be attacked.

They now yell β€œDonald, Duck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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The secret service doesn't have to tell "get down" anymore.

They have to tell "Donald Duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarneth69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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The secret service isn’t allowed to say β€œget down!” Anymore

Now they have to say, β€œDonald, duck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D1v1nE_reign
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Commander_Doggo_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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The secret service isn’t allowed to yell β€œGet down!” anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell, β€œDonald, duck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allalovesmemes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tman049
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What does the secret service yell when the president is about to be attacked?

β€œDonald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SovietLorax
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Since Trump became president, the secret service hasn't been allowed to yell "Get down!" when he is under attack...

Instead they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owen_mkn6244
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coldbreez7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luddexdd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markrulez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What does the secret service say if the president is under attack?

Donald, duck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrTheSteve
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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The Secret Service no longer yell "Get down" when the President is in danger...

They yell "Donald, duck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoodafakizit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2017
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