Our baby was scooting naked on the bathroom floor, so I said to my wife...

"Honey, do you know what our bathroom and a chocolate bar have in common?"

"Huh?"

"They both may contain traces of nuts!"

I had to laugh at this joke all by myself.

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📅︎ Jan 24 2015
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