The Roulettes Puns

A list of puns related to "The Roulettes"

What did the toilet paper say when it won at roulette?

I'm on a ROLL !!

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👤︎ u/jrflyrocks
📅︎ Aug 16 2021
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I wish my kid would listen to me when I tell him about the dangers of Russian Roulette

It goes in one ear and out the other.

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👤︎ u/BritishTeeth11
📅︎ Jun 18 2021
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The person who invented Russian roulette

Had a mind blowing idea

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👤︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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What is the difference between Russian roulette and Soviet roulette?

In Soviet roulette everyone dies equally

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👤︎ u/oleolesp
📅︎ May 08 2020
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I forgot that I had stashed a small rounded bread from dinner in my back pocket when I sat down at the roulette table... I immediately started winning!

I was on a roll!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Went to Las Vegas

I stepped into my fav casino, and went to the roulette tables.

I laid out my tokens on the table, only choosing even numbers....

It seems the odds are against me

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👤︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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