The Quilt Puns

A list of puns related to "The Quilt"

I love the latest album by The Quilts.

They’re my favorite cover band.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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How did the kidnapper guarantee that the tailor would make him a quilt?

He thread-end them

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👤︎ u/Aperio43
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Her: What do you think of the quilt my mom made for us?

Me: I refuse to make blanket statements.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 10 2019
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All quilts are the same

That was a blanket statement.

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👤︎ u/jeredws
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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