The Pink Panther 2 Puns

A list of puns related to "The Pink Panther 2"

My dad (67) just sent this to me. It's literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I'm sure.

What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?

Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....

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👤︎ u/Maddened
📅︎ May 30 2020
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When I was telling my parents about ants getting into my keyboard and them being murdered to death...

Dad: It's the Pink Panther.

Me: I don't get it.

Dad: Dead ant, dead ant...

He made up for it by giving me a replacement keyboard at least.

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👤︎ u/SpaceLeopard
📅︎ May 19 2014
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There was a big black ant in my garage last night ...

When I told my wife about it later, I told her that I dispatched it, Pink Panther style.

"What does that mean?" she asked me.

I told her that it means that the bug is now a

dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant ... as sung to the Pink Panther theme.

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👤︎ u/dedtired
📅︎ May 11 2015
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My dad just dropped this one on me and then couldn't stop laughing

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant! (to the tune of the Pink Panther theme)

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👤︎ u/EvTheSmev
📅︎ Nov 30 2013
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